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Monday, January 21, 2008

Friday, January 04, 2008

A desolação

Após o cancelamento do Dakar 2008 a dupla que faz a equipa "team Joyeux Minestrone" ficou desolada, reeditamos então a foto da equipa no rally de 2007. Para além da desolação há que mencionar os enormes prejuízos dos respectivos patrocinadores, os Hostales Xanito e Joly Bodegas. Piloto e navegador (???), que se preparavam para atropelar quantos terroristas se lhes atravessassem à frente, garantiram que apesar do desânimo participarão na prova em 2009 onde quer que ela se realize, querendo apenas dar ainda umas voltas na Crel antes de voltarem ao seu dia-a-dia.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Comunicação da Alta Autoridade Caprina:

Note from the Director:

The difference in the classification between Portuguese and other country's bars is due to the lack of a counter and a micktory column serving all the floors of the building. Due to the internal architecture and several modifications introduced in the late XIX century b.c., it is technically impossible to implement such demands without disfiguration of both bar interior and exterior. It has been our company's policy (following the suggestion of most of the developed countries bars) to defend the beauty of the architecture of the bar against technological and modern life foremost aggressive demands, even if it should ever mean not to receive handicap drunken guests and have to maintain (in Portugal) such a second choice name as "Allegre Bar". With the help of our drunken guests that continue to believe in our service and experience, we are doing our best to change that in the near future. Furthermore we inform our favourite drunks about the opening of the Allegre Bar on the first weekend of November. It will be a four days non-stop party, and the tickets are already for sale online. This party will be named Shenzemanute II, and hopefully will the event of the year in Bayrrada. Now that I am becoming bored about my own text I am about to take a little siesta, of about four hours, thirty tree minutes and fifteen seconds.

Give us the chance to prove you, why we are recommended in the most important travel guides around the globe: BE OUR DRUNKEN GUEST!

Nuny Lero
Head Director, Night Manager, Club Manager, Restaurant Supervisor, Housekeeping manager, Concierge, Waiter, Reservations Officer, P.R., and Soyon and Soyon!

Dona Chanfana
C.E.O.